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Side Effects
8 June 2011

As a result of interacting with this site, you may become… …hungry …sentient …convoluted …a gym teacher …allergic to sunlight …analog …able to see the difference between film and video …an etch-a-sketch artist …redundant …an organ donor …fluent in Latin …a god-parent …a drywall enthusiast …sensitive to the solar wind

Read Before Reading
8 June 2011

Caution. This site is not recommended if you have any of the following pre-existing conditions: You are disturbed by spaghetti. Birds suddenly appear, every time you are near. You experience occasional periods of wetness, followed by a drying condition. Integers give you hives. Within the last six months, you received a ticket for driving without […]