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Archive for June, 2011

Side Effects
8 June 2011

As a result of interacting with this site, you may become… …hungry …sentient …convoluted …a gym teacher …allergic to sunlight …analog …able to see the difference between film and video …an etch-a-sketch artist …redundant …an organ donor …fluent in Latin …a god-parent …a drywall enthusiast …sensitive to the solar wind

Read Before Reading
8 June 2011

Caution. This site is not recommended if you have any of the following pre-existing conditions: You are disturbed by spaghetti. Birds suddenly appear, every time you are near. You experience occasional periods of wetness, followed by a drying condition. Integers give you hives. Within the last six months, you received a ticket for driving without […]

Troubleshooting Tips
8 June 2011

Disconnect from the internet immediately , if any of the following side-effects occur: Absence of headache. Curling of the earlobes. Persistent odorless flatulence. Taste of lima beans in your mouth. Inability to blink. Constant screaming. Tongue lodged in nostril. Missing blood pressure. Naturally curly hair (on head)